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Blood Bag Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 37 Blood Bag Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Parody Blood Halloween Funny Valentines Day Christmas Horror Hearts Love Movies Murder Puns Sassy Spooky Cinema Monsters Relationships Slasher Spoopy Thank You Bag

Congratulations On Your Blood Pact With Satan Greeting Card

Congratulations On Your Blood Pact With Satan Greeting Card

May all your wishes come true! Congrats on your deal with the Dark Lord! This fun blood magic themed greeting card is the perfect way to wish your friends congratulation on their special day!

F*** You (Plastic Bag) Greeting Card

F*** You (Plastic Bag) Greeting Card

Whether you're against the use of plastic bags, or are simply a fan of sarcasm - this design is sure to turn some heads!

No Thank You Bag Greeting Card

No Thank You Bag Greeting Card

Yeah nah I'm good out here. Hard pass on whatever your day is trying to offer you with this funny parody of thank you bags.

Feral Thank You Bag Parody Greeting Card

Feral Thank You Bag Parody Greeting Card

Have a feral day! Show off your feral girl summer in this funny, take out, thank you bag parody design. Perfect for living your best feral girl summer vibe.

I Shy Paper Bag Greeting Card

I Shy Paper Bag Greeting Card

Calling all the shy and cute introverts! This adorable paper bag would make a great collection for your asset of items. Express yourself in the most subtle way possible!

Save The USPS Thank You Bag Style Greeting Card

Save The USPS Thank You Bag Style Greeting Card

The USPS is currently under attack ! Support the USPS and urge others to buy stamps and help support the USPS with this "Thank You Bag" style inspired "Save The USPS" greeting card design!

Got Naughty Kids In My Bag Swag Greeting Card

Got Naughty Kids In My Bag Swag Greeting Card

Got naughty kids in my bag, swag. Show your love of krampus this holiday season with this Beyonce parody inspired design.

Boba Support IV Greeting Card

Boba Support IV Greeting Card

For those who can't live without bubble tea, it is recommended for you to get some nutrients from this IV bag. Guaranteed to feel better as soon as possible!

Let's Watch True Crime Greeting Card

Let's Watch True Crime Greeting Card

If your love language is watching true crime, let your partner or friends know with this fun true crime design!

Thanks I Hate It Greeting Card

Thanks I Hate It Greeting Card

Show your petty disapproval with this funny, "Thanks I Hate It" thank you bag parody inspired by the "thanks I hate it" meme! Perfect for embracing your sass and sharing your opinions.

F*ck You Greeting Card

F*ck You Greeting Card

And thank you for your service! Get passionately vulgar with this "thank you" bag-inspired design!

Sorry Sorry Sorry Greeting Card

Sorry Sorry Sorry Greeting Card

I can't apologize enough for the walking disaster I am. Referencing the "thank you" bags, this design is perfect for the awkward individual in your life!

If He Puts His Hands On You Cut Them Off Greeting Card

If He Puts His Hands On You Cut Them Off Greeting Card

This feminist inspired design features everything you need to strike fear into the heart of the patriarchy: skulls, blood, knives and the phrase "If he puts his hands on you, cut them off.

Anteiku Coffee Greeting Card

Anteiku Coffee Greeting Card

Anteiku ... perfect when you're looking to curb your appetite for human flesh. Whether it's a helping hand or good cup of joe, Anteiku is your home away from home.

Slay Me Greeting Card

Slay Me Greeting Card

Whether you're a lover of gay lingo, or daydream about falling in love with a vampire - this design is for spicy lovers only. Celebrate Valentines Day with this bold, bloody design.

Not Mean Just Hungry Bat Greeting Card

Not Mean Just Hungry Bat Greeting Card

Not Mean, Just Hungry. Show that you're not a mean person just a hungry one with this cute and spooky, hungry bat design.

Renegade Renegade Renegade Parody Greeting Card

Renegade Renegade Renegade Parody Greeting Card

Renegade, Renegade, Renegade, go, go, go ,go! Hit the Renegade tik-tok challenge with this thank you bag style, renegade, lottery parody greeting card.

No Thank You Have a Nice Day Parody Greeting Card

No Thank You Have a Nice Day Parody Greeting Card

No Thank You Have a Nice Day Parody. Show that you're all set and say "No Thanks" with this vintage grocery store shopping bag parody design.

Count Chonkula Greeting Card

Count Chonkula Greeting Card

I'm kitten ready to suck purr blood, mleh, mleh!!... Unless you have snacks. Snacks are good too. This adorable chonky vamPURR is great for cat lovers who want to add to their collection of kitty products!

What We Do In The Bark Greeting Card

What We Do In The Bark Greeting Card

This immortal creature of the night howls at the moon and drinks toilet water more than blood. Get some spooky vibes going with this funny and cute vampire dog parody!

We Wish You AmeriChristmas Greeting Card

We Wish You AmeriChristmas Greeting Card

For the true blooded American who loves to celebrate Christmas the American way! This patriotic holiday greeting card design features the text "We Wish You AmeriChristmas" to share in both your love for America and Christmas! Perfect for christmas parties, holiday parties, christmas dinner, and holiday celebration!

F*** The Police Conversation Heart Greeting Card

F*** The Police Conversation Heart Greeting Card

If you love pink and also love gangster rap, this girly design is for you! Represent your taste in music and disregard for authority with this F*** The Police design for ballers who really know how to celebrate Valentines!

Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Greeting Card

Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Greeting Card

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this perfectly wholesome and not suggestive at ALL donut being filled with cream from a piping bag!

Just The Tip I Promise Greeting Card

Just The Tip I Promise Greeting Card

Lets be honest -- a few of us have either heard or uttered these words. By the end of it, it's usually met with slight regret wether on the recieving end or not... however in this circumstance "just the tip" may have vividly varying results! Get this cheeky design for someone you swoon over!

You Slay My Heart Greeting Card

You Slay My Heart Greeting Card

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

We Are Rat King Greeting Card

We Are Rat King Greeting Card

We are Rat King! A Rat King is an unforunate event where rats (usually juveniles) who become entangled in eachothers tails and become knotted together usually from a mix of feces, muck and blood. (Yuck) This becomes permanent and the young rats are forced to live together like this or starve. For those lovers of body horror, rats or just for the macabre in general!

You Stole My Heart Greeting Card

You Stole My Heart Greeting Card

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? A heart... for me? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

I Love Sharing My Hobbit Hole With You Greeting Card

I Love Sharing My Hobbit Hole With You Greeting Card

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

VHS and Kill Greeting Card

VHS and Kill Greeting Card

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Trash Santa Greeting Card

Trash Santa Greeting Card

I hope you've been good this year, because Trash Santa's got some goodies to gift this Christmas! You know what they say, another mans trash is Trash Santas' treasure.

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